Over Prophets, Inc.

Expertly predicting the mundane. Underwhelmingly accurate in all matters.

Prophet-in-Chief: The Oracle

Prophetic Calendar

Prophetic Prophesies

Sub-Sub-Sub-Prophesies

Our Prophetic Prophesies include:

You will spill coffee on your shirt today.
Someone will eat the last donut in the break room.
That new policy will be unpopular.